Is it???

One day,My mum was taking her "charcoal" medicine.

Nat:Mummy,Is this charcoal? the one we use for BBQ??

Mummy:Yep! It's charcoal!

Melody was at one corner eavesdropping on us.When mummy put the charcoal in her mouth,she started asking

Mel:Is it....HOT???????????

Nat &Mummy: .....................................

Why is he there??? :Q

Why is he there???

Mel : Mummy what are you putting on Didi

Mum : An amulet..

Mel : To protect didi?

Mum: Yup! Clever girl.

Nat:Arh but then?

Mel : Than why you did not put one for me and jie jie?

Mum : ............your dun need one as your have God in your hearts...

Mel : Huh....Why is he there????

Mum:...........................

Mel:Why he inside there? You mean he very small?

Mum:No lah,you believe god is in there then he will protect you.

Nat:Ya lor is not like he go inside or what. It is about belief.

Mel: What your say? But you didn't say why he go in,Someone squeeze god small small and cut my heart and put inside?

Mum: No La-

Mel:And why jie jie also have? you saying that got 100 god?

Nat : Aiyooo!! You next time grow up then we tell you lah.Now you too small.Don't understand one

Mel:........dont forget. God,can you come out? I want to see you look like what.

Nat & Mum:................................................................

I EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EGG


Nat:Hi didi!!

Ted:Oreo!! (hello!) Wa! Nat eat egg.I eat egg!(ted tries to steal a bite from my egg.)

Nat: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted: I eat egg!!!! I EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nat:No

Ted: Mami!!!! Nat no eat egg. I eat egg

Mummy:Aiya...there your one here lah...ok??? no fight!!!!

Ted: i two eat egg!!!

Mummy:Cannot la....

Ted: I TWO EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nat:Ok la this one give you!!!!! You king arh??

Ted: Yes!!!!!

Nat & Mummy: ..........................................

Ted:What? Mummy ,Nat laugh.Why??? I eat egg.Why??

Nat and Mum: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Ted: Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arh haha!!! mummy laugh funnee!!!

Mummy: haha ha!

Nat:Didi, ur....er...i mean...king,are you happy now!

King didi: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!