I disagree with SMRT

I DISAGREE!!!! SMRT don't let us even drink plain water!!! If die of thirst how???? EEEH!!!
Baby also canot drink milk HUH?!?! Stupid! if us ok la but baby must drink mah later die how?


Staff:Pls dun drink or eat food here
Me:I very thirsty after run 50 rounds at the Field!!! PLEASE?! one sip
Staff:NO!!!!!! If you want to drink please get out of the MRT station!!!
Me:yeah watever *takes sip*
Staff: fine $500 IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
Me: +_+ yesss
Staff:..... *Walkaway*
Me: *GULP GULP GULP GULP* mmm




Parents:Here Lyla.. Drink your milk
Staff: OI!!!!!!
Parents:Yes?
Staff: GET OUT IF YOU WANT TO FEED THAT INFANT
Parents:But Lyla's a baby!!
Staff: SO?!?!?!
Baby:WAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBRFFFTTT
Staff: KEEP QUIET!!!!
Parents: I'll send a complaint to SMRT
Staff: GO ON!!!! WE ARE RIGHT!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!
Me:aiyahh...tsk tsk tsk




SMRT PLEASE! Be more flexible..

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Funny quotes at school

Teacher:Why your homework do halfway then never finish?
Me:Sorry ah becos i do in class waiting for the next teacher come then he come liao i put under table den forgot to bring back (please give me chance!!!)
Teacher: Ok lah but next time before school dismissal i want you to check under your table har...
Me:Ok teacher....*walk away* YES!!!!!



Teacher:where your homework?
Me:Oh uh.. My grandma use to make nasi lemak becos the banana leaf no more
Teacher:So how??
Me:OK i give you very good discount ah..*bring out a paper,scribble "6 free"*Nah you go my grandma shop 6 meal free.
Teacher:Sure ah?? Nice to eat or nt
Me:Aiya very nice one la you very kiasu leh
Teacher:where
Me:399
Teacher:OK lor
Me:Ah very good :) wait i put signature
Teacher: -_-





Teacher:Homework ?
Me:OK wait i finding ah *teacher walk to other ppl table* Oi give me your book TEACHER NAAHHH
Teacher: *looks* ok
Me: Copies down friend homework





Teacher: Whe--
Me: OMG I NEED GO TOILET!!!! *dash out of classroom*
Teacher:ok i go check the rest no time already...hmm
Me:*looks* teacher go there le....Quick do a few questions.......hmmm
Teacher forgot all about my homeworks!!





Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:I was away ALL holiday dezz why i 2 days absent..
Teacher:why you didnt bring
Me: Because its called HOME work for a reason....
Teacher: =3=.........


LOL

Quotes for yooo

YO GUYS!! HI AGAIN AND FINALLY I AM BACK!!!!
ok....so uh

Nose-a-thon

Mel:SIS!!!
Nat:What la?!?!
Mel:Lets play nose-a-thon!!!
Nat:EEh whats that???
Mel:Well you have to do funny poses with your nose..
Nat:Like.....?
Mel:Well! Ummm..... like this! *presses nose in and holds it*
Nat:EEWWY
Mel:Thats it
Nat: ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo!!!! ahr arh arh arh.... ARCHHOOOOOOO!!!!! *sniff* does that count??
Mel:............................



The Apple.
Ted:Mummy i want to eat ahpoo (apple)
Mummy:GERALDINE SLICE AN APPLE FOR TED!!!!
Geraldine:Yes mum!
Ted:............
Geraldine:Here you go Ted!
Ted:Thank you auntie gigi
Geraldine:ok!!
Ted:*eats apple and puts the rest into the cupboard,gives Geraldine the empty bowl*
Geraldine: Good boy!!
2 weeks later....
Mummy: *opens cupboard* EW OMG THADDEUS LOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ted:heeheehee





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