Funny quotes at school

Teacher:Why your homework do halfway then never finish?
Me:Sorry ah becos i do in class waiting for the next teacher come then he come liao i put under table den forgot to bring back (please give me chance!!!)
Teacher: Ok lah but next time before school dismissal i want you to check under your table har...
Me:Ok teacher....*walk away* YES!!!!!



Teacher:where your homework?
Me:Oh uh.. My grandma use to make nasi lemak becos the banana leaf no more
Teacher:So how??
Me:OK i give you very good discount ah..*bring out a paper,scribble "6 free"*Nah you go my grandma shop 6 meal free.
Teacher:Sure ah?? Nice to eat or nt
Me:Aiya very nice one la you very kiasu leh
Teacher:where
Me:399
Teacher:OK lor
Me:Ah very good :) wait i put signature
Teacher: -_-





Teacher:Homework ?
Me:OK wait i finding ah *teacher walk to other ppl table* Oi give me your book TEACHER NAAHHH
Teacher: *looks* ok
Me: Copies down friend homework





Teacher: Whe--
Me: OMG I NEED GO TOILET!!!! *dash out of classroom*
Teacher:ok i go check the rest no time already...hmm
Me:*looks* teacher go there le....Quick do a few questions.......hmmm
Teacher forgot all about my homeworks!!





Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:I was away ALL holiday dezz why i 2 days absent..
Teacher:why you didnt bring
Me: Because its called HOME work for a reason....
Teacher: =3=.........


LOL