I disagree with SMRT

I DISAGREE!!!! SMRT don't let us even drink plain water!!! If die of thirst how???? EEEH!!!
Baby also canot drink milk HUH?!?! Stupid! if us ok la but baby must drink mah later die how?


Staff:Pls dun drink or eat food here
Me:I very thirsty after run 50 rounds at the Field!!! PLEASE?! one sip
Staff:NO!!!!!! If you want to drink please get out of the MRT station!!!
Me:yeah watever *takes sip*
Staff: fine $500 IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
Me: +_+ yesss
Staff:..... *Walkaway*
Me: *GULP GULP GULP GULP* mmm




Parents:Here Lyla.. Drink your milk
Staff: OI!!!!!!
Parents:Yes?
Staff: GET OUT IF YOU WANT TO FEED THAT INFANT
Parents:But Lyla's a baby!!
Staff: SO?!?!?!
Baby:WAAAHHHHHHHHHBBBRFFFTTT
Staff: KEEP QUIET!!!!
Parents: I'll send a complaint to SMRT
Staff: GO ON!!!! WE ARE RIGHT!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!
Me:aiyahh...tsk tsk tsk




SMRT PLEASE! Be more flexible..

I

Funny quotes at school

Teacher:Why your homework do halfway then never finish?
Me:Sorry ah becos i do in class waiting for the next teacher come then he come liao i put under table den forgot to bring back (please give me chance!!!)
Teacher: Ok lah but next time before school dismissal i want you to check under your table har...
Me:Ok teacher....*walk away* YES!!!!!



Teacher:where your homework?
Me:Oh uh.. My grandma use to make nasi lemak becos the banana leaf no more
Teacher:So how??
Me:OK i give you very good discount ah..*bring out a paper,scribble "6 free"*Nah you go my grandma shop 6 meal free.
Teacher:Sure ah?? Nice to eat or nt
Me:Aiya very nice one la you very kiasu leh
Teacher:where
Me:399
Teacher:OK lor
Me:Ah very good :) wait i put signature
Teacher: -_-





Teacher:Homework ?
Me:OK wait i finding ah *teacher walk to other ppl table* Oi give me your book TEACHER NAAHHH
Teacher: *looks* ok
Me: Copies down friend homework





Teacher: Whe--
Me: OMG I NEED GO TOILET!!!! *dash out of classroom*
Teacher:ok i go check the rest no time already...hmm
Me:*looks* teacher go there le....Quick do a few questions.......hmmm
Teacher forgot all about my homeworks!!





Teacher:Where is your homework?
Me:I was away ALL holiday dezz why i 2 days absent..
Teacher:why you didnt bring
Me: Because its called HOME work for a reason....
Teacher: =3=.........


LOL

Quotes for yooo

YO GUYS!! HI AGAIN AND FINALLY I AM BACK!!!!
ok....so uh

Nose-a-thon

Mel:SIS!!!
Nat:What la?!?!
Mel:Lets play nose-a-thon!!!
Nat:EEh whats that???
Mel:Well you have to do funny poses with your nose..
Nat:Like.....?
Mel:Well! Ummm..... like this! *presses nose in and holds it*
Nat:EEWWY
Mel:Thats it
Nat: ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo ahchoo!!!! ahr arh arh arh.... ARCHHOOOOOOO!!!!! *sniff* does that count??
Mel:............................



The Apple.
Ted:Mummy i want to eat ahpoo (apple)
Mummy:GERALDINE SLICE AN APPLE FOR TED!!!!
Geraldine:Yes mum!
Ted:............
Geraldine:Here you go Ted!
Ted:Thank you auntie gigi
Geraldine:ok!!
Ted:*eats apple and puts the rest into the cupboard,gives Geraldine the empty bowl*
Geraldine: Good boy!!
2 weeks later....
Mummy: *opens cupboard* EW OMG THADDEUS LOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ted:heeheehee





The End

Oh great...

Oh great! Both my fishies died!!! I buried them just now...Rest in peace..Ponyo and Fishball...

Hi hi!

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Is it???

One day,My mum was taking her "charcoal" medicine.

Nat:Mummy,Is this charcoal? the one we use for BBQ??

Mummy:Yep! It's charcoal!

Melody was at one corner eavesdropping on us.When mummy put the charcoal in her mouth,she started asking

Mel:Is it....HOT???????????

Nat &Mummy: .....................................

Why is he there??? :Q

Why is he there???

Mel : Mummy what are you putting on Didi

Mum : An amulet..

Mel : To protect didi?

Mum: Yup! Clever girl.

Nat:Arh but then?

Mel : Than why you did not put one for me and jie jie?

Mum : ............your dun need one as your have God in your hearts...

Mel : Huh....Why is he there????

Mum:...........................

Mel:Why he inside there? You mean he very small?

Mum:No lah,you believe god is in there then he will protect you.

Nat:Ya lor is not like he go inside or what. It is about belief.

Mel: What your say? But you didn't say why he go in,Someone squeeze god small small and cut my heart and put inside?

Mum: No La-

Mel:And why jie jie also have? you saying that got 100 god?

Nat : Aiyooo!! You next time grow up then we tell you lah.Now you too small.Don't understand one

Mel:........dont forget. God,can you come out? I want to see you look like what.

Nat & Mum:................................................................

I EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EGG


Nat:Hi didi!!

Ted:Oreo!! (hello!) Wa! Nat eat egg.I eat egg!(ted tries to steal a bite from my egg.)

Nat: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ted: I eat egg!!!! I EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nat:No

Ted: Mami!!!! Nat no eat egg. I eat egg

Mummy:Aiya...there your one here lah...ok??? no fight!!!!

Ted: i two eat egg!!!

Mummy:Cannot la....

Ted: I TWO EAT EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nat:Ok la this one give you!!!!! You king arh??

Ted: Yes!!!!!

Nat & Mummy: ..........................................

Ted:What? Mummy ,Nat laugh.Why??? I eat egg.Why??

Nat and Mum: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Ted: Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arh haha!!! mummy laugh funnee!!!

Mummy: haha ha!

Nat:Didi, ur....er...i mean...king,are you happy now!

King didi: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Exercise book but no lines $0.90

Cute decoration tape $1.10

Pink Cake eraser $0.70

Sparkling Mermaid Gel Stickers (only found in tokyo) $8.00 Easy to peel and sticks onto things strongly.

Cute pop up zebra pencil $2.50

Kitty (treasured item) $19

Adorable Chocolate-eating dinosaur eraser $1.00(effective rubbing)

crispy rice chocolate bar $0.80

Cute Ribbon (ideal for putting around teddy bear's ear) $0.80

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One sheet of girl dressup sticker (price according to which one you choose)

Orange Apple Juice

Do you want to make orange apple juice? Easy! Just follow these steps!!!!

First:Get these items :Fresh Apple Juice,An orange,a glass,sugar and butter.

Next: Pour fresh apple juice into a glass.Break open the orange,then squeeze all juice into the glass.Then,smear a little butter on the top of your glass,called the rim.Then sprinkle a bit of sugar on top.Rainbow rice make good toppings too!

Lastly:Chill it in the fridge and drink it when it's ready!!!


Creative Suggestion:Get a strawberry and coat it in butter.Then,sprinkle lots of rainbow rice on it.Lastly,push it onto the rim of your cup!




So you see,it is quite easy to make and the best part is,it is a thirst-quenching drink to enjoy.



Grab the items and get down to work!!!!


(By the way,anyone want to buy umbrella toothpicks??? Selling at $1.90,you can get them from me!!!!)


Bye,but don't worry! More interesting recipes to be made! So keep note and wait patiently as the next recipe is developing!!!

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